Monday, 22 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 22

Christmas time: When every trip to any shop is a microcosm of every terrible shopping experience.

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 21

Advent Calendar, Day 20

Advent Calendar, Day 20 was late... but it was just more 'Fairytale of New York', and we should all be sick of that sh*t by now.

Friday, 19 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 19

"The *ssh*le's Ultimate Deflection."

Thursday, 18 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 18

"Yes, you can lecture me on 'the ultimate Christmas movie' but my eyes may involuntarily roll into the back of my head."

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 17

That "I'm not THAT guy" guy

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 16


Advent Calendar, Day 16:
"Christmas Carol Asphyxiation", when a large group of carollers exhale/ inhale in rhythm depleting the immediate area of oxygen and causing them all to collapse.

Monday, 15 December 2014

Sunday, 14 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 14


Advent Calendar, Day 14:
Behind the scenes of an abandoned Christmas ad campaign, "The Cativity Scene"

Saturday, 13 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 13


Advent Calendar, Day 13:
Finally waking up after a late night some time in the early evening of the following day.

Friday, 12 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 12: 'Questionable additions to the Christmas movie rotation.'

Day 12: 'Questionable additions to the Christmas movie rotation.'

Thursday, 11 December 2014

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 10


Knockoff versions of popular toys.

Cheap knockoffs of popular toys would take advantage of your desperation and leave your children with a sense of familiarity tinged with confusion.
Of course, they also provide cheap alternatives to toys which children are not brand-savvy (or even old enough to distinguish anything but vague shape and colour) to recognize as impostors.

Tuesday, 9 December 2014

Monday, 8 December 2014

Advent Calendar, Day 8.


'Photos from the work Christmas party.'

Thursday, 4 December 2014

Advent Calendar: Day 4


Unlike Mid-October to the end of November, you have to accept that Christmas decorations are up now.

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Advent Calendar: Day 3


THAT guy.

Advent Calendar: Day 2


The first and - so far - only Christmas card of the season, received from a company you deal with in work. 


Bonus:

Corporate Christmas Cards!

Advent Calendar: Day 1


Part of a ridge between a pairs of trees