Did you know that goats don't have tear ducts?
So uncaring are they that they've evolved away from a mechanism of even sarcastically shedding tears.
That on top of their weird shaped pupils that they use to taunt anyone who locks eye-contact with them, even for a playful 'staring contest', makes them pretty much the most emotionally distant of all the farm animals.
Anyway, I don't think that's the part 'goat life' that this simulator aims to replicate, but I thought people needed to know.
Anyway, the people over at Coffee Stain Studios made 'Goat Simulator':
Do with that information what you will!