Thursday, 5 September 2013

Free to good home: Wasps!

Free to good home: Wasps incl. nest (by collection only)

Be the envy of all of your friends with these delightful insects, marvel at their colours, be soothed by their incredibly loud buzzing, be "that guy/ girl with a wasps nest"!

But wait, there's more!
Home security a concern? Position your new nest near your back door, shed, or windows. Wasps are the perfect guards, full of fury and indiscriminate anger.
Bored? Did someone say "social wasps"! Never be alone again, whether in the garden (got some flowers that need pollinating?), at the pub (the perfect wingmen), or just sitting at home watching a DVD (wasps f**king love movies!), wasps can be there with you.
Still bored? Tether a bunch of them your Nintendo Wii controller or something...

Did someone say "ovipositor"?
Because wasps have got one! They could be yours!

But wait, there's more!