My personal favourite is me (granted I'm biased) with: "You're lucky it's too late in the day to find another girlfriend..."
A close second is my friend Chris with his post: "Best Valentines day ever! [Girlfriend] in bed all day passed out from a bad flu and I'm left to put my feet up, throw on the xbox, and ignore all the Valentine's guff. Result!"
When pressed about if it was all day he replied: "Not all day. I did other romance-free things as well. Still the best Valentine's day ever - not single but all the benefits of it!"
In the spirit of the day, I'll leave you with this: