Sunday, August 31, 2014
Note: Typing that I realized that maybe I should have prefaced that with: a "navy shower" is not a code name for any variety of sex act. Well, it might be, but not how I'm using it, and Urban Dictionary is on my side for once on this.
What is a navy shower, you ask? It's pretty simple. Turn on the shower, soak your body in water (remember that your body retains very little of the water that passes over it, so it won't need to be on for long), turn off the shower, lather up a storm, scrub, turn on the shower to wash away suds and rinse and stuff.
You're now effectively showered, using only a fraction of the water and a portion of the energy that a standard shower would use.
Since an average shower is estimated to use anything from 32 litres to 64 litres to 132 litres of water it's safe to say that your average shower uses more water than could fit into any reasonably sized bucket in your home.
Why do I mention this?
Well, because "wasting water" is a one criticism of this:
Well, not that specific video but all of 'those' videos.
The Ice Bucket Challenge video.
The Ice Bucket Challenge, as critics will race to tell you, started as a way for celebrities to avoid paying to charity - pay up, or pour down. The cause, to raise money for Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, also called Motor Neurone Disease. For whatever reason this caught on, spreading across celebrities, social media, regular media, regular people, back to social media, and continues to spread even now. And no good act goes without being criticised...
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
From visiting news sites you could be forgiven for thinking that this was the big one, the Earth stops spinning now, all resources are gone, and we just have to hope that the sun sets before it goes nova so we don't have to watch that final shockwave whip towards the planet in its unforgiving path of destruction.
Everything, as the old saying goes, seems f**ked.
A country-musician, Garth Brooks, had been booked to play Croke Park for one night, then two, then three, then FOUR nights (do numbers even get that high?!), then FIVE (f**k me, I can't keep track of a number like that and 'the run of myself'! Best lose that last one!) nights, before it all imploded in a very public spat which inevitably drew together residents of the Croke Park area, Garth Brooks, the concert promoter, Dublin City Council, the full-on actual government, local/ national/ international media, to really hammer out what they believed was best for this concert and, by association, the country, its pride and its honour.
Let's start with an epilogue:
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Please do not bother your doctor or any other healthcare professionals about this by seeking prescriptions for antibiotics over the course of the tournament.
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Thursday, April 17, 2014
CAESAR: Ha! who calls?
CASCA: Bid every noise be still: peace yet again!
CAESAR: Who is it in the press that calls on me?
I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music,
Cry "Caesar!" Speak; Caesar is turn'd to hear.
Soothsayer: Beware the ides of March.
CAESAR: What man is that?
BRUTUS: A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March.
CAESAR: Set him before me; let me see his face.
CASSIUS: Fellow, come from the throng; look upon Caesar.
CAESAR: What say'st thou to me now? Say-sooth again! Say! Sooth! again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say sooth one more goddamn time!
Soothsayer Beware the ides of March.
CAESAR: He is a dreamer; let us leave him: I'd knock that shit off if I was you.
[Sennet. Exeunt all except BRUTUS and CASSIUS.]
Monday, March 24, 2014
I went to the cinema tonight and, straight away, I'm planting my flag in this one, "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" could possibly be my favourite Marvel Cinematic Universe film (objectively it could also be one of the best).
And not just as a "single Marvel character film", as a sneaky way to have to avoid comparison with the darling on the Marvel Universe "Avengers Assemble". This film holds up so d*mn well as a strong comic book film - with only a few characters - that it makes some films (*ahem* 'Thor' *cough* 'Thor 2' *sigh* 'Iron Man 2' *burp*) look like simpering fan service, while making "Avengers" look almost restrained.
So, yeah, see "The Winter Soldier".
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
So uncaring are they that they've evolved away from a mechanism of even sarcastically shedding tears.
That on top of their weird shaped pupils that they use to taunt anyone who locks eye-contact with them, even for a playful 'staring contest', makes them pretty much the most emotionally distant of all the farm animals.
Anyway, I don't think that's the part 'goat life' that this simulator aims to replicate, but I thought people needed to know.
Anyway, the people over at Coffee Stain Studios made 'Goat Simulator':
Do with that information what you will!